Got it at a yard sale years ago. Good news it looks like it was never read and I haven't read it either. Been using it to prop up shit. Any ideas?

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    You can do what my brother did with a copy of The Great Gatsby that he stole from high school

    Put it in a ziplock bag, piss in the bag and then let it sit for five years or so until it dissolves into piss-pulp

    • Wmill [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I'm afraid to ask but what happened to this piss-pulp bag. Also how he maintain it without it breaking over the years.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        He kept it in his closet tucked away in a little hidey-hole

        Also, we whipped it at the house of a guy who once sicced his dogs on us for playing in the public alley behind our houses

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            This is a question that I ask myself every single day of my life

            Then I remember that it was pretty funny to see that old bastard have to clean my brother's piss-pulp off the side of his house