Got it at a yard sale years ago. Good news it looks like it was never read and I haven't read it either. Been using it to prop up shit. Any ideas?

  • kissinger
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    11 months ago

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    • Wmill [he/him,use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Guess it was just a round about way to ask this. It's like 800 pages long and anything that long I want to know if it's worthwhile getting into.

    • Wmill [he/him,use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I'll check it out but reserve the right to moan and complain about it here.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    You can do what my brother did with a copy of The Great Gatsby that he stole from high school

    Put it in a ziplock bag, piss in the bag and then let it sit for five years or so until it dissolves into piss-pulp

    • Wmill [he/him,use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I'm afraid to ask but what happened to this piss-pulp bag. Also how he maintain it without it breaking over the years.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        He kept it in his closet tucked away in a little hidey-hole

        Also, we whipped it at the house of a guy who once sicced his dogs on us for playing in the public alley behind our houses

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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            3 years ago

            This is a question that I ask myself every single day of my life

            Then I remember that it was pretty funny to see that old bastard have to clean my brother's piss-pulp off the side of his house

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Sit cross legged on the floor inside a circle of candles and read it aloud. You might be able to summon him, and once summoned, enslave him. Because he is a literal demon, and that's the rule with demons.

    • Wmill [he/him,use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Gonna need some sea salt or something. Afterwards just give him Sisyphean task for my amusement.