• Rojo27 [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Real estate industry: Increase price on housing so that young adults can't afford to buy/rent places with an extra roomporky-happy

    Also real estate industry when no one is buying/renting more than they need:Why would millenials do this?porky-point

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    My house literally has five rooms

    Kitchen, living room, laundry room, bathroom and bedroom

    So, eat my shit and hair is what I'm getting at

  • Woly [any]
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    1 year ago

    even on someone’s floor once, but we don’t talk about that

    Hmmmmmm eat shit maybe?

  • Notcontenttobequiet [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I thought the Era of "how millennials killed x" was dead. I'm fucking sorry that I don't make enough money to partake in the same fucking treats as my parents did.

  • Nationalgoatism [any]
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    1 year ago

    How millennials the lack of affordable housing killed the guest room. Fixed the headline

  • CrowAirbrush@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Man, my house is less than half theirs in size. Costs more than double but you keep calling me out for doing stuff.

    All i'm doing is trying to not become a full time working homeless man.

  • Umechan [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    "As the national housing crisis continues, more and more people are leaving behind the idea of reserving an extra room for guests."

    How rude of us for not getting our priorities right during a literal crisis.

  • Spongebobsquarejuche [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    "POV: You’re a guest in Helena’s old apartment, and you’re sleeping in her colorful living room-cum-dining room-cum-guest room. Photo: Helena Agustí"

      • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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        1 year ago

        Show

        The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

        نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

        volcel-police

  • JuryNullification [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I had a disagreement with my partner about this. We were finally able to move into a place with a little more room and they wanted to reserve a whole ass room for “guests” and I’m like “no one has stayed with us in like eight years.”

    Neither of us won, so there’s an unusable room because there’s a mattress shoved in the corner and I can’t use the rowing machine because there’s no room.

  • xj9 [they/them, she/her]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    guests? like a room mate or what? if you wanna room you're paying rent, just sayin

  • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    i just hope they aren't actually paying people to write these and it's getting outsourced to chatGPT by now. imagine the bourgeoise ennui of the poor wretch who wakes up every day and has to write another "m'leminals are roonin X"