As a corollary, short people who insist on holding the umbrella when walking with their partner should be tried for war crimes.
And wall mounted tv's in hospitals being the perfect height to hit us in the temple.
And the doors of buses and trains that are perfectly designed to give us a concussion
So all I have to do is quit booze and bacon?
Hahahaha. Suck it, you short losers.
I've got tattoos and have been known to throw back my fair share of whiskey.
At least this means I'm not going to hell for having gay sex with dudes. Real dudes rock moment.
For reference: "Short" is anyone not as tall as Yao Ming.
Looking at this map there seems to be a fairly strong correlation between wealth of the a country and average height of its citizens. So yet again the global south is fucked.
What if I'm a vegetarian alcoholic tattooed tall fellow, am I just stuck in L I M B O?
