• Chapo_Trap_Horse [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    When I whip up a pot of homemade chili on a cozy snowy night, first I like to throw on my most comfortable jet black skin tight office suit, button every single button on the sports coat, and then do my hair and make up for about thirty minutes. Also you'll notice I have Xiomara, my live-in helper, keep my black granite counter tops free of a single drip of cooking splatter or ingredient clippings throughout the evening.

    Newt can't wait for my famous homemade chocolate adrenocrhome sundaes for dessert!