• MidnightInTheDesert [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I refuse to believe these people ever cook for themselves.

    They just crawl into their human suits to pose with food cooked by one of their servants employees.

      • MidnightInTheDesert [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        I wonder about similar things myself. I would really love to gather up all these ultra wealthy people and make them do really basic stuff around the house, or shop for groceries on a tight budget; even better if I get to livestream it. I think it'd be pretty eye opening for regular people to see just how disconnected the ruling class are from the reality the rest of us have to exist in.

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Reminded me of the Megan McCain picture eating her dads brains lol

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Good eye, and judging by the sides of the pot, someone ate about 2 bowls of it, put in in the fridge, let the edge residue dry out, and then took it out and stuck it on the stove there.

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        It looks like it's been cooking for approximately 45 seconds. Fuckin' tomato juice and chewy beef gravel

        • SerLava [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Oh yeah for sure, it was undercooked before being refrigerated

  • Reversi [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    "Ah, yes, this is what humans do. The action known as eating. I will replicate this."

  • maeve [she/her,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Imagine Newt Gingrich eating chili. Just imagine it. He's slurping it down and it's dribbling down his chin a little bit. He talks with his mouth full.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    4 years ago

    I've deadass had a nightmare starring this woman before and I've never seen her in my life until now

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the face of a woman that has been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one occasion that woman has made her chili. The patient swears she has never met the woman in her life.

      That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist’s desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes that face and says that the woman has often visited him in his dreams. He also claims he has never seen that woman in his waking life.

      The psychiatrist decides to send the portrait to some of his colleagues that have patients with recurrent dreams. Within a few months, four patients recognize the woman as a frequent presence in their own dreams. All the patients refer to her as THIS WOMAN.

      From January 2006 until today, at least 2000 people have claimed they have seen this woman in their dreams, in many cities all over the world: Los Angeles, Berlin, Sao Paulo, Tehran, Beijing, Rome, Barcelona, Stockholm, Paris, New Delhi, Moscow etc.

      At the moment there is no ascertained relation or common trait among the people that have dreamed of seeing this woman. Moreover, no living woman has ever been recognized as resembling the woman of the portrait by the people who have seen this woman in their dreams

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          The fact that it's the exact same pose as her profile picture is the most unsettling thing to me. It's like one of those skinwalker creepypastas where the guy walks past a cave and hears a child yell "help me" twice with the exact same intonation.

  • Chapo_Trap_Horse [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    When I whip up a pot of homemade chili on a cozy snowy night, first I like to throw on my most comfortable jet black skin tight office suit, button every single button on the sports coat, and then do my hair and make up for about thirty minutes. Also you'll notice I have Xiomara, my live-in helper, keep my black granite counter tops free of a single drip of cooking splatter or ingredient clippings throughout the evening.

    Newt can't wait for my famous homemade chocolate adrenocrhome sundaes for dessert!

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      holy FUCK lmao this coffee wants to leave my mouth and I am fighting, fighting not to let it win

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Oh shit she ground up Newt and made him into chili? Hell yeah dude.

  • InternetLefty [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    You get home and you change out of your work clothes. Unless you're a ghoul who likes to pretend she lives in a hotel lobby lol

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      do you remember in 2012 when two top Republicans in the primary were Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney and we all had to pretend those are real names and not Star Trek background characters