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thank goodness! it would have been pretty inconvenient to come to any other conclusion...
Bonobo's solution to everything is to fuck each other's brains out. Lol.
NOBODY MOVE! VOLCEL POLICE! KEEP YOUR GENITALS AWAY FROM THOSE BONOBOS!
I don't even know what kind of joke I was trying to make there :cringe:
Thank you for calling this in, rest assured we will deal with all these perverts accordingly
Edit: we thought that said pirates, this is so much worse than we imagined oh god
We need the whole team, @VolcelKnights, @Volcel_Cheka and @VOLCELENFORCER too
Sometimes I see an orangutan mimicking doing laundry in a river and my brain becomes this scene. You use that soap without understanding what soap does you non-human but human girl.
Hmm, it doesn't seem to be on Vimeo and Liveleak just shows videos of people drowning in rivers. Imagine the most fuckable orangutan you've ever seen and she's squeaking a siren's song at you.
VOLCEL POLICE! DON'T LET AN ORANGUTAN TEMPT YOU INTO BREAKING YOUR PLEDGE!
