okay, but think about it, all you do all day is sleep, hug, have humans treat you like a teddy bear, and the best part is that you have opposable thumbs so you can jerk your panda cock and its not like humans can say shit about it

you're a fucking red panda, what are they gonna do? teach you not to jerk off? bitch, ill just climb in a tree and cum on you

im a red panda, try and do shit ill knaw your ankles off motherfucker

and dont say you guys wanna be some dumbshit like a cat or a monkey, cuz its either you cant wack off or you get your tail cut off by a zimbabwean poacher.

dog? youd lick everything, imagine what dogs taste in a day? the disgusting stuff they consume?

regular panda? you'll starve to death before you get to roll around like a donkey kong boss.

im telling you, red panda is the choice and its my fucking fursona

  • Sarcasm24 [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Because of capitalism the vast majority of animals have better lives than the vast majority of humans, cmv

    • Amorphous [any]
      3·
      4 years ago

      The "vast majority of animals" that humans have any effect on are born in prison for the sole purpose of being slaughtered and eaten

        • Amorphous [any]
          3·
          4 years ago

          That's true. And the vast majority of animals aren't really affected by humans in any direct way. What I said is still accurate.

            • Amorphous [any]
              3·
              4 years ago

              You said, "because of capitalism, the vast majority of animals ..." but the vast majority of animals are not affected by capitalism at all. I simply pointed out that the vast majority of animals which are affected by capitalism have far worse lives than the vast majority of humans.

              • Sarcasm24 [none/use name]
                2·
                4 years ago

                I was talking about capitalism's effect on humans, not animals.

                This is a dumb conversation

                • Amorphous [any]
                  2·
                  4 years ago

                  I was talking about capitalism’s effect on humans, not animals.

                  By trivializing the horror that capitalism inflicts on other animals. You made a dumb post, of course it spawned a dumb conversation.

        • OptimusPrimeRib [none/use name]
          1·
          4 years ago

          Factory farming, deforestation, industrial waste and accidents, pollution, poaching, and everything that comes with climate change. Or were you just talking about pets?

          • Sarcasm24 [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            Most animals aren't effected by that stuff tbh. Obviously humans are destroying habitats to an unsustainable degree and probably the number one reason to stop climate change is to stop that, but I think more animals than not are fine, at least right now