There was some disagreement in the comments but the majority agreed, how are they this fucking stupid, how do they even remember to breathe? I know a lot of them are super old but that can't be all of them

edit: https://web.archive.org/web/20210213225424/https://patriots.win/p/12hRLfLYTR/the-darkest-redpills-you-will-ev/c/

  • congressbaseballfan [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Started off slow but what a great finish. Each statement better than the last.

    I think the moral of the story here is that men should have sex with other men to maximize their masculinity, while women should only have sex with other women to keep them safe from these shenanigans

    • Pezevenk [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Getting men to earfuck me so that I can more efficiently reach peak male

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      3 years ago

      Wait til they find out they're not the first ones to have the concept of partible paternity.