you have the right to be notified with 48 hours notice
water will be turned off tomorrow
:cap-think:
"Dear landlord. As you have heard, I was doing a little plumbing work myself by laying pipe. This letter is to inform you, as per your rights, that this work will continue for some time.'
I'm going to say this because there's no downbear button, but this landlord's letter is a piece of literary art. Just amazing how he weaves in his complaints about sex with all the boring information.
It honestly is. But then again you get time to compose such a masterpiece when you don’t have to labor for a living
Comrade, the volcel police are reactionary.
We will only use the volcel vanguard to guide us to retain our vital essences
Does...does this landlord not understand that people can get sleepy after they orgasm? And that sex in the morning is almost always rushed because people have to get ready for work?
This is the best post on here in a while. Fucking amazing! I would tend to agree. You should be fucking morning and night. I think this was a challenge to increase intensity though. Keep up gods work
Sounds like my man Steve is getting it good and I’m drinking to him. Doesn’t matter if he’s gay/straight/or NB but if you sound like you’re dying while you’re getting some then kudos to you champ.
sorry leech, in real life the Maoist gets the girl :mao-aggro-shining:
I'll say it... this landlord sounds redeemable. Their level of catiness and quality of writing could be a great asset in the revolution to come.
