so my eldest brother, who is a moron, has been playing soldier with his moron friends in the deserts of texas for the last year preparing for the collapse of civilization if biden won (lol). they were burying food and ammo stashes out in the desert, running drills, crazy stuff— Jean-Michel Connard (@torriangray) February 16, 2021
their only can opener is electric lol
This is honestly the part that makes me think it's fake, took it a bit too far. I'm only like 52% sure though, wouldn't be surprised to be wrong.
Not one swiss army knife in their whole house? Fucking incredible. I bet they only own "tactical knives" with black blades and serrated edges.
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I have never even seen an electric can opener
I've never purchased a can opener of any variety and I've owned or acquired probably 4 or 5 by pure happenstance.
It's as alien to me as electric kettles are to Americans.
same here
I've never even seen one clamp on and twist kind, I've only seen this kind.
Does that even make sense? Most electric can openers are battery operated, not like, plug into the wall...
My parents have one that plugs into the wall. It's weird.
EDIT: one of these
We moved into a house with one of those. I don't think it ever successfully opened a can.
Oh, like a built in house canopener. Wild to think a guy with prepper kits doesn't have a can opener that isn't affixed to his wall.