Too bad American doctors suck shit
Sicko is getting ahead in life now that he's found a lucrative and fulfilling career
I wouldn't put it past a small handful of US doctors to attempt something like this. Although the data mining depicted is also clearly a fucking HIPAA violation.
My workplace health insurance has this points program, more points means more money saved.
Activities that directly benefit me, such as meditation, diet, and exercise, will score 10-50 points.
Activities such as uploading blood work and stool samples? 500 points. Hmmm :cap-think:
the neoliberal startups doing these test kits are private
I WISH i could get a sicko doctor. But this damn American insurance system! That’s what’s sick!
What was that thing about a Smart Toilet that would analyze your shit and like, order fibrous food from the grocery?
A bit WORDSWORDSWORDS for my taste, but another solid entry by Kelly