:angery: I've been slandered wtf
When the author of this article dies and no owls show up to usher his soul across the dark river, who will be laughing then?
You guys, and this article, have it all wrong. Owls may not be more intelligent than other birds, but they are definitely more wise.
A crow, being intelligent, has fifty different caws for communicating threats to other nearby crows. An owl, being wise, knows to sit still and shut the fuck up.
It's okay, we all know you're smarter than all the other birds
Except maybe the lawyer bird
They did invent Bird Law
In Finnish, "pöllö" (owl) can also be used as an insult meaning "fool" or "dumbass" or as an adjective meaning "silly", so this checks out
That article was written by a mouse, disregard that liberal bullshit @Dirt_Owl
Hey, it doesn't say you are NOT wise, just that you aren't wiser than a lot of other birds!
they eat mostly mice who are very smart
no owl has ever been eaten by a mouse which makes owls even smarter
I thought it was already established you were a cat? I can't keep up with the dirt owl continuity anymore
Yeah but I was driven here because the rest of the owls are succdems so I dunno if owls as a whole count as wise.
We were kicked out of the parliment of succdem owls :deeper-sadness:
