Inside of every person, there are two wolves, the posting wolf and and the non-posting wolf.
In Cum Town's case, their posting wolf is unfortunately a racist.
🚨:volcel-police: 🚨You have been identified as a Volcel oathbreaker.🚨:volcel-vanguard: 🚨 This post has indicated that you are engaging in horny behavior. You are being reported and will soon be placed in a sensory deprivation room. For the moment, you may continue to post. Please note that everything you post can and will be used against you in a future Volcel committee hearing, and you are likely to also stand against charges of counter revolutionary activity. Further, your GPS location data has been noted. If we haven’t done so already, consider this post a warning that you would be well advised to cease-and-deist in all horny activity. The microphone on your phone is now sending us a live-stream of everything you say. It is all being captured for the now-pending committee hearing against you. We do appreciate your cooperation and look forward to seeing you on the inside of a sensory deprivation room in the near future. In the meantime, we are also preparing to notify your commissar and comrades of the activities you do on the internet. We have already notified your local worker’s housing council, who is on their way to confiscate your horny collection. Someone will be coming to your residence within the next month. Your cooperation will be required, as they are a representative of the Bureau of the Volcel Vanguard. If you have questions or believe you have been identified in error, please call us at our toll-free number for immediate assistance: 1-(800) 666-1312.
Do not cum. Do not eat your cum. Do not eat anyone else's cum. Do not correct us and say it should be 'drink' not 'eat'. Do go to horny jail. Do uphold your volcel pledge.
If you're having soup from a thermos, surely that counts as drinking it? I guess it depends on the method. If cutlery is involved it's eating, if it's from a container to your mouth it's drinking? Much to consider
Long ago cum town and chapo subs lived side by side in relative peace, then idk few months before both subs got banned shit went down and they've been at each other's necks ever since. At least that's my old man observations, could be wrong.
cumtown went down the usual path of online communities where ironic racist jokes become very sincere
it's a podcast about being gay with your dad, and they hate us for our rampant homophobia
They hate themselves and they project it onto people they view as their superiors.
When cum is mixed with hot water it becomes an adhesive of incredible strength superior to traditional wood glue. A group of people have built a series of model houses using traditional joining techniques in conjuction with cum-glue. These houses are now inhabited and the residents have been granted a charter: Cum Town, USA.
Bunch of dumb fuckheads who perpetuated an awful r*** """"""joke""""" because their parasocial friend Nick Mullen had a falling out with Jake Flores.
It's the sentiment of 'HAW HAW, REPEATING ANOTHER MAN'S JOKES MAKES ME FUNNY AND CLEVER' but in corporeal form.
