Thank you Joe! :biden-harbinger:
Anti-depression kit:
*Healthy brain functioning with neurotransmitters and extant structures running smoothly
*Strong social supports, personal, familial, and medical
*A calm and happy upbringing, or robust therapy in lieu of that
*Not being ground to dust mentally, physically and emotionally under capitalism
My anti-depression kit:
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A 12 gauge shotgun
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A box of shells
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A well loved copy of "What Is to Be Done?" By V.I. Lenin
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Ahhh, the backup kit. If only it didn't cost me a $1000 a month for 4-6 ounces
Anti-depression kit: *A video of protestors beating up cops *A picture of Margaret Thatcher's Grave *The picture of the hammer and sickle over Berlin *A big nug of mid
Like that one suicide bridge in South Korea where one of their corporations put up "encouraging pictures filled with hope and a better tomorrow" to decrease the rate of suicides in that location but actually made the rate skyrocket...
I get a feeling if that was sent to households across America instead of survival checks, we'd see the same thing.
Biden Voice: T-that's why we're going to be signing into law, effective immediately, a nationwide lockdown...on negative thoughts. Every city, town, township and municipality in this great country will have prayer circles, that's right folks we're going to pray corona away!
And we'll have a national mandate. You can wear a mask, if you want to. But you have to light a candle everyday for every person that has died from the coronavirus. We'll leave it up to the states to decide how to enforce these rules.
POV: a manager that is about to be assaulted handed this to you on the morning [insert personal tragedy] occurred
remember when Chuck Schumer was like,
I am so personally moved by this story of a vet killing himself because the CARES act was insufficient and he was thus crushed by debt...that I'm gonna ask Republicans to go into a legislative session to consider increasing suicide-prevention funding
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If these Tick Tocks are what the kids are into these days, I can dig it.
I’m such a loser over here, my first thought is “man if someone made that for me I’d maybe feel kinda alright for a bit”.
Here, I'll bring you back to the ground: You don't make these, you purchase them online in bulk orders for about $0.35 a pop.
