I’m not joking. Go to a sauna, log on grindr, etc. Train train train. At least learn some basic fundamentals like pulling your lips over your teeth. Get with some like-minded people in your local DSA chapter and suck each other off in the backyard. This shit ain’t for play. If you’re not just shitposting online, fucking act like it.

  • VolcelPolice [any]
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    4 years ago

    :volcel-police: VOLCEL POLICE! NOBODY SUCK A DICK!

    The act of sucking a dick is an incredibly dangerous one, as it can often result in the expulsion of vital essences, a breach of your volcel pledge. For your sake, and the sake of others, please do not sucka dick.

      • VolcelPolice [any]
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        4 years ago

        Edging should only be practiced by those most devoted to their volcel pledge, those that can trust themselves never to cum. If there is doubt, do not edge, as weak will can cause a spill.