• Dear_Occupant [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        "Here to announce the Vice Presidential candidate, a man who needs no introduction..." *as a skeletal hand emerges from a khaki coatsleeve to wave at the crowd*

        We can never let the libs get their hands on necromancy technology. Oh God if we thought the Clintons were bad now...

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          4 years ago

          We can never let the libs get their hands on necromancy technology.

          Given that Kissinger, Cheney, and Adleson refuse to die? I assumed the Cons already have it.