• KobaCumTribute [she/her]
    ·
    1 year ago

    top-use-words "Hey you know what I like about you? Compliment him in person."

    cat-confused "What?"

    top-cop "Avoid repeating compliments."

    confusion "What?"

    sicko-fem "His sense of humor."

    wojak-nooo "What's going on?"

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
      ·
      1 year ago

      "hunk" has the same ring as "gibs" to me, like you were reduced to hunks of red goop in Unreal Tournament

      • Infamousblt [any]
        ·
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        I enjoyed a good low grav instahunk TT back in my day

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
      ·
      1 year ago

      Google can't be updated with the modern-day lexicon? The word now is himbo.

  • KimJongGoku [comrade/them]
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    -"Bro, you're handsome. But, in like a classical way, not in a gay way, I mean. Unless, uhh..." quickly glances at phone "I feel so safe with you??"

    -"You handled that really well boykisser "

  • Dolores [love/loves]
    ·
    1 year ago

    what the fuck is this. how is this helpful and what happens when you toggle the little arrws fry

      • Dolores [love/loves]
        ·
        1 year ago

        fucking hell why won't the profitability crisis just kill google so we can open/public-source a better option why does it have to limp on like this becoming infinitely worse by the month, but not so dramatic everyone decides to jump ship at once

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
          hexagon
          ·
          edit-2
          1 year ago

          The funny thing is that I'm dyslexic so after a certain amount of time (~3 months? ~6 months?) - I might have to google again. I could have entirely forgotten which is right - "compliment him" or "complement him". It seems wacky that I simply can't remember that it's "I" not "E" but dyslexia is a processing error.

          The other problem is I learned it's best to use an example because it's faster. If it my example is right - I immediately know that. And if it's wrong - it only takes a couple seconds of scrolling (with my eyes or mouse) to see I got it wrong. Google (etc) keeps saying "We're gonna use AI to make things better!" Well - put that shit aside and instead easily improve your product by having low-level people improve your search. This is Improving Your Search 101 stuff.

          • Dolores [love/loves]
            ·
            1 year ago

            i'm a perennial spelling-google-er too, i can't tell you how many years it took me to both convince myself definitely was a word, despite the red lines in word processors (on my many, many misspellings) and that that's the correct way to spell it. and fucking bureaucracy, heaven help me.

            also for definitions, even words i've used a hundred times if i'm slightly unsure it's correct for the slot i'm putting it in, always search it up

            put that shit aside and instead easily improve your product by having low-level people improve your search

            porky-happy that costs money, silly

    • Teekeeus
      ·
      edit-2
      25 days ago

      deleted by creator

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
      ·
      1 year ago

      Complimenting someone on the results they're showing with something they're working on is incredibly effective.

      • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
        ·
        1 year ago

        Yeah, it's nice being reminded once in a while that I haven't lost ALL my running gains.

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
    ·
    1 year ago

    "You would have done great in WW2, babe. I can really see you killing a ton of Nazis. Especially in Normandy or Leningrad."