Seriously I just sat in traffic for 2 hours making it not even half way to work because some little dipshit caused an accident on a 2 lane freeway. At 6am. Bladder almost burst just trying to get to a gas station to take a piss. All of traffic being diverted to back roads and shit. Just took a pto cause it'll be another hour plus before I even make it to work. There was one place I could have made a u turn but some fucker cop was blocking it cause heaven forbid people are allowed to turn around. Fuck cops. Fuck cars. The same 45 minute drive I take every day would take a high speed train 20 mins tops and I wouldn't have to worry about some asshole causing massive delays cause they can't fucking drive for shit or pay the fuck attention.
This makes me think of that Dr Who episode where people spend their entire lives trapped in cars on a highway
The real question then is when do we get the giant crabs? :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: