Investigate something and print something newsworthy? Nah, let's have somebody who's not allowed near local elementary schools tell us about why trans people are bad

      • Three_Magpies [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Coincidence? You're giving them way too much sensibility. You see, that lawyer was actually a clone made right after the David Schwimmer clone but before Lisa Kudrow. The real lawyer has actually gone time traveling to rescue Mr. Potato Head. And any judge that accuses Trump of wrongdoing is a clone meant to make him look bad. Any evidence is clone-vidence for the same reason.