Can't make this stuff up.

  • buh [she/her]
    ·
    4 years ago

    That’s just the official story :pete:

    • MagisterSinister [he/him,comrade/them]
      ·
      4 years ago

      The Bidens and the Buttigiegs are seated at a candle-lit dining table at the Buttigieg residence.

      Joe: Damn, Jack, that's a good ... you know, you know, the thing!

      Jill: A roast, honey.

      Joe: Thanks, Jack! That's a goddarn fine roast you got there, Mayo Pete!

      Jill: What's the secret?

      Chasten (laughs nervously)

      Pete: You could say there's a major secret ingredient!

      Joe: Seriously, that's the best dog i've eaten in ages!