If the dog got euthanized it would be on par with maybe the top 5 funniest trump moments.
Major has already been executed by a military tribunal. Expect clones/body doubles to follow. Something big is happening. Follow the white rabbit.
That's why they haven't released the ID of the man who was bitten. If he starts showing symptoms of rodent lycanthropy, the jig is up.
I hadn't considered the possibility that Mayor Pete was biting people. I just thought he killed the dog.
I'm gonna have to rearrange the strings on my conspiracy theory corkboard.
I mean, if my dog bit a secret service member I'd probably be shot too just for good measure.
There will a seven week mock trial with frequent updates from the oval office. It will become a fixture of everyone's day. Biden will be praised for his light-hearted antics. We will not get any more covid relief, child cages will remain in use, and we will bomb the fuck of of a bunch of people during this time.
Uncritical support to maoist sleeper cell Major Biden in waging the people's war from within the white house
The thing is if it was a private citizen whose dog bit someone then the dog would likely be destroyed. Its a very fucked up area of law. Keep your dogs on leads!!!
