tbh all I can do is laugh at this point, sorry if this is a downer post but damn, really sucks

Wish there was an "undiagnosed ADHD for two decades which tanked your GPA so you don't qualify for any scholarships" scholarship

  • 420sixtynine [any,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    eh, not enough leaning into how much you hate poor people and how receiving any sort of aid is disgusting (while asking for aid, just like one author I can think of)

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      That's page one. Pages 2-189 are a manifesto on how many people I'd drown if given power and how I will invest the scholarship in gamestop stock to gain maximum power.

      edit: There's also a 30 page section where I try to explain bitcoin to Ayn Rand personally but then fail and become frustrated so it devolves into a technical manual on how to drown someone.