bro how are these people real 😭😭😭😭

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  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
    hexbear
    119
    8 months ago

    It's a pretty high bar to dunk on libertarian sexpats and somehow come off as more racist and mysogynist than them, but he really outdid himself there.

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  • vertexarray [any]
    hexbear
    72
    8 months ago

    The taliban released this man back to the anglosphere in much the same way that a platypus deploys venom from its foot spur

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  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
    hexbear
    67
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    8 months ago

    yeah having to interact with you definitely seems like a problem for the women

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  • booty [he/him]
    hexbear
    53
    8 months ago

    Now I'm not being funny

    That's what you think friendo

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  • Judge_Jury [comrade/them, he/him]
    hexbear
    52
    8 months ago

    Step 1: don't be fucking weird about women

    That's it, that's all he'd have to do to not be so fucking weird about women

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    • mars [none/use name]
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      60
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      8 months ago

      Don't ask my why but I watched an interview he did with wao mao on YouTube and that's what he claims. Half the time he seems like he's doing a bit, but he does claim the Taliban actually liked his videos, treated him well (i.e. he lived in similar conditions to what a Taliban soldier would get, was fed will, etc) and that he was only held for six months because of a strict policy from someone higher up the chain of command. The soldiers he interacted with, he claims, were apologetic. He also claims the last 2 months of captivity were due to the UK side of the equation fucking up paperwork or something, so he could have been free much earlier.

      Also talks about his mom abusing/psychologically torturing him, which might help explain (not excuse) his brain worms.

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      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
        hexbear
        50
        8 months ago

        He also claims the last 2 months of captivity were due to the UK side of the equation fucking up paperwork or something

        iconic british government moment

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      • edge [he/him]
        hexbear
        38
        8 months ago

        Sounds like he should just join the Taliban.

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        • mars [none/use name]
          hexbear
          17
          8 months ago

          Honestly yeah. It sounds like he's also a tradcath, so he's probably to deus vult for it. What could have been

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    • JK1348 [he/him]
      hexbear
      9
      8 months ago

      Talibán should have made an example of him

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  • Kuori [she/her]
    hexbear
    42
    8 months ago

    i am not telling him to go to asia

    i am telling him to get a melon baller and scoop his eyes out, as jesus commanded (roughly)

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    • JK1348 [he/him]
      hexbear
      9
      8 months ago

      No Ma'am shirts would make a killing with his kind

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  • JK1348 [he/him]
    hexbear
    33
    8 months ago

    I like that he doesn't wanna infect any other race with his devil honky bloodline

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