I'm picturing a room full of FSB agents discussing how their geopolitical strategy depends heavily on American men not starting to wipe their dicks after they pee. They invest millions on these accounts to spread anti-wiper дезинформация

  • post_trains [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Are there actual functioning adults who think that dudes are just standing there gingerly dabbing the tips of their hogs at the urinal with toilet paper? Where would the toilet paper be? How would it flush?