• SoyViking [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Kremlin, the War Room. Putin is meeting with the People's commissar for Anti-American Activities. Both men are smoking cigarettes to let the viewer know they are villains:

      Commissar: "Comrade Putin. We have problem!"

      Putin: "Hammers and sickles! We already have enough problem now comrade orange Cheeto man has been exposed as KGB agent! What is problem?"

      Commissar: "It is ze women, zey are black and zey :vote:! KGB can do nothing!"

      Putin: "By Stalin's moustache! kicks random puppy We must surrender to superior American democracy now!"

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      If some black men are afraid of them

      Holt shit. Literally scary black man trope mixed with a "them" othering. this is bad

    • Phish [he/him, any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Holy shit that's fuckin' funny. Both American parties probably did more shady shit to influence the election than that.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Libs when oligarchs pumps billions of dollars into campaign funding and outright bribes to politicians: :this-is-fine:

    Libs when the US empire threatens foreign voters with economic punishments if they vote in the wrong candidate, supports coups against elected leftist governments, funds propaganda outlets like Radio Free Europe or otherwise interferes with foreign elections: :this-is-fine:

    Libs when Russia is accused of running some Facebook ads: :liberty-weeping:

  • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
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    edit-2
    4 years ago

    POC people ain't havin no Putin!

    Edit: Goddammit somebody already made this joke. Go upbear them instead.