• SoyViking [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Kremlin, the War Room. Putin is meeting with the People's commissar for Anti-American Activities. Both men are smoking cigarettes to let the viewer know they are villains:

      Commissar: "Comrade Putin. We have problem!"

      Putin: "Hammers and sickles! We already have enough problem now comrade orange Cheeto man has been exposed as KGB agent! What is problem?"

      Commissar: "It is ze women, zey are black and zey :vote:! KGB can do nothing!"

      Putin: "By Stalin's moustache! kicks random puppy We must surrender to superior American democracy now!"