I’m watching my bank account like 👀 but there ain’t shit there yet 😤. I bought a leather harness thinking I’d be getting $1400 soon Joe, where the fuck is my money?

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    You misheard our lord and saviour Joe Biden. He didn't promise $2000, it was $1400.

    And it wouldn't go out the door immediately, it would go out in a few months time.

    And you're not getting the money, you owe them to Joe Biden to pay for advanced adrenochrome-based dementia treatment.

    • amicrazyorislifealie [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Honestly I think doing things via reconciliation just takes longer because the porcessssssssss. But it was a massive failure on Biden’s part not to have his press team effectively communicate that it was going to take time because they had to avoid the filibuster because McConnell is a fuck.