I’m watching my bank account like 👀 but there ain’t shit there yet 😤. I bought a leather harness thinking I’d be getting $1400 soon Joe, where the fuck is my money?
Going out the door and then standing aimlessly on the doormat for months
Money printer go buuuuuuuuuggghhhhkkkkkkkkkkk ka-tick ka-tick ka-tick ka-tick ppppppfffffft 💨 :angery:
It said the information isn’t available yet or I’m not eligible. Which who knows I think I should be but maybe I got screwed in the fine print.
You misheard our lord and saviour Joe Biden. He didn't promise $2000, it was $1400.
And it wouldn't go out the door immediately, it would go out in a few months time.
And you're not getting the money, you owe them to Joe Biden to pay for advanced adrenochrome-based dementia treatment.
Honestly I think doing things via reconciliation just takes longer because the porcessssssssss. But it was a massive failure on Biden’s part not to have his press team effectively communicate that it was going to take time because they had to avoid the filibuster because McConnell is a fuck.
My payment got deposited into the wrong account for some reason. Like the first two payments went to the right place then this one decides to just go to a different account.
Mmmm yes Daddy Joe GIVE ME MY STIMMY, baby needs his STIMMYYYYYY
They fulfilled their promise to send them out immediately, you didn't get yours in January?
A great deal of it will go toward paying debts, further enriching the already wealthy.
Yeah it should’ve been monthly checks but that would’ve raised the bar too high.
From each according to his ability, to each according to his horny
