I know who Smedley Butler is but I can never get over the name. And Chesty Puller? lol.
Why yes I am a historically respected Marine general. My name? Dick Tugger.
When you join the USMC, your drill seargent makes up a ridiculous and humiliating name for you, and it becomes legally binding for you and everybody else to use it forever. Violating this is punishable by death (execution method: ants).
Source: I'm PFC Melty Nutsler.
This is true. I saw it in the documentary Full Metal Jacket. That ending where the guy becomes a full metal jacket was amazing.
Some jackets are made of a little metal, some are over half metal. This was full metal.
Lol the USA’s top fighter pilot ace in WW2 was named “Dick Bong” and there are parks named after him like the “Bong recreational arena”
17th Corporal Private 8th Class Senior Captain Nut Butter, reporting in! :rat-salute:
This "weapon of mass destruction" can be stopped by literally a sprained knee. Pretty shitty WMD if you ask me..
this is the kinda guy who spells out the n word in the NATO phonetic alphabet
is this hero about to guard the training barracks in the middle of kansas? careful you don't get ambushed by the locals, thank you for your service sir o7
You could break this guy by asking him why he's filming gay porn in a McDonald's bathroom.
That scene from Full Metal Jacket where Vincent D'Onofrio shoots himself.
They should do a remake where he doesn't die, passes training and gets deployed, immediately breaks his leg getting off the plane and sent home immediately.
