I'm struggling with my part time job right now, I can't even imagine what that's like.
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I read another one with Marx on the train or something, saying he told us it was inevitable, comrade....
i go to sleep every night hoping this is the world I wake up in.
we'll build it so it is the one - if not us - future generations will wake up in. :red-fist:
You walk out onto the street. People are milling around happily. Buildings are no longer designed with imposing security features. Violence has all but disappeared thanks to sudden material abundance. people are no longer forced to purchase a beverage just to sit down and talk in public spaces. The architecture has been redesigned to be more accommodating for pedestrians. Seating areas seem widely available. People sit and talk among themselves. Even strangers seem capable of breaking into conversation easily. You feel as if you've wandered into a massive public museum or some other noncommercial public space, but even this comparison doesn't feel quite right. You realize you've never been to a place quite like this. You decide to take the train to your old home.
You're confused as you reach the train station and find the turnstiles have disappeared. you walk in unobstructed. The screen indicates that your train should arrive there shortly. You assume that you've arrived just on time. You then realize that the track has been expanded massively. Automated maglev trains slide silently in and out of the station every thirty seconds. No advertisements on the station's walls, they've been replaced with noticeboards informing commuters of gatherings or work opportunities. Commuters occupy themselves with tablet-style devices. Unlike in the capitalist era, they do not appear to be distracting themselves with facebook or games. Some seem to be reading complex scientific and philosophical theory. Unburdened by mind-numbing hours of work, they have the time and energy to expand their minds. Others seem to be watching live-feeds of independently produced entertainment. Total automation has apparently allowed people to spend their time more creatively.
You ask a fellow commuter about recent events. You ask about unemployment, about financial collapse, about austerity, about the wars in the Middle East, about the possibility of inter-imperial conflict. He smiles wisely.
"Those are all things of the past now, Comrade."
He speaks with a thick German accent. His snowy white beard makes him look like a professional Santa Claus. His fashion sense seems anachronistic in this futuristic era. It is then you realize who it is... it's Marx. You begin to sob as you feel a burden lift from your body. A weight disappears that you didn't even know was there. Marx places a paternal hand on your shoulder and then draws you into a loving embrace.
"I told you it was inevitable, Comrade."
Used this as one and I’m now aiding a KGB agent in finding out who hijacked a flight booked by my opportunist and accelerationist party branch leader at my office
the first time I saw this I'm pretty sure I started crying
Leningrad? I'm sitting in my apartment in sunny Los Angeles, California, United Socialist Republics of America, comrade. Didn't you hear, the revolution spread throughout the whole world?