• SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    14 hours ago

    It always comes from a "anonymous" "whistleblower" off fucking 4chan talking about underwater pyramids building UFOs and coming to abduct white people.

    • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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      13 hours ago

      I have a VERY reliable anonymous source with definitive proof that the UFOs over New Jersey are actually just the Nintendo Switch 2. (I will post proof later, I promise.) /s

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        12 hours ago

        Wait, your cousin works at Nintendo and totally told you the inside scoop, too?

        • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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          11 hours ago

          Its actually my girlfriend's dad. My girlfriend lives in Canada, and she already has a PlayStation 7, and she lets me play with it every time I go to Canada.

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]
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      12 hours ago

      underwater pyramids building UFOs and coming to abduct white people.

      With this kind of budget, this Stargate SG-1 reboot is gonna be off the chain

      • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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        10 hours ago

        Unfortunately that budget was blown entirely on finding more ammo for their P90s. Totally worth it.