“Ay, girl, wassup. Thanks for coming to the party. I’m Brad, from Theta Epsilon Delta. You’ve probably heard of us haha, we did that prank where we spelled slurs onto the wall of the dean’s office with lanterns last year. Anyways, you’re really cool. And, just being respectful, you’d fit really well on the Barstool Smokeshow of the Day account, haha. No, but for real, babe, I’m the package deal. I run this place on the internet called Wall Street Bets, and I have a lot of crypto money. You ever hear of NFTs? Thought not, you’re too normie. But in a hot way hahaha. But for real though, NFTs are the future of like, everything. You can buy pictures, it’s crazy! Hey, anyways, babe, let’s swap numbers. I wanna do some trading with you haha.” You then give him a prank number as he swaggers back to his friends to brag about how he totally picked up that girl with his superior market knowledge
Guy who gets incredibly mad when people don't want to drink as much as him
People rag on frats all the time but, personally, I developed deep, lasting friendships with people who would go on to manage their dad's boat dealership or work for the US Justice Department.
It's a tremendously enriching experience that exposes you to social situations in which you get to display your status and learn how to dunk on the peasants.
Stop being so prejudiced.
Same as any secret society. Anthropologists think it's the remnant of warrior cults or some shit like that.
Rich people's clubs.
"Colleges" in places like Cambridge are more interesting
I went to exactly two college parties and they both sucked ass. Fuck Greek orgs
idk should have went to lgbt parties, they were wild and awesome
i was at this one party where everyone was trans, and they were naked doing an orgy and i was just providing commentary clothed while drinking tea :mao-wave:
also talked politics with one of my friends while this lady was getting bent over on the coffee table in front of me. fun ambience!
went to another one where we got into a 100 person crossfaded lgbt cuddle puddle and talked about life traumas while listening to terrible music. almost certain that 9/10 people there were hardcore socialists, though mostly of the anarchist bent
Holy shit that sounds so cool. I definitely didn't hang out with the based people in college :sicko-no:
Fuck yeah, I'm glad you have them comrade :hexbear-gay-pride: :hexbear-trans: :hexbear-asexual: :hexbear-non-binary:
I went to two as well. Got pretty bad anxiety both times, someone offered me weed and I didn't smoke it. I went home and took a nap. I think I was supposed to have friends.
