• cosecantphi [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Dear Shitbird's boss,

    Fuck you. If you continue to pay Shitbird their full wage to stay at home making Shrek memes, then I promise on behalf of Hexagonal Bear Network to commute your sentence when you are one day charged and found guilty of crimes against the revolution. Instead of being executed by guillotine in front of an audience at central park in Minecraft, you may instead be privately executed via firing squad in Minecraft. You have one day to decide.

    Ever grateful, u/cosecantphi

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      He's more likely to see this message here: https://hexbear.net/post/107194