lmao, i got my haircut right before because i was in the middle of a "wtf is wrong with me, time for self improvement" phase, which involved the "me getting my haircut" cycle

wait too fucking long for a "man" to get his hair cut (once every 4 to 6 months

tell myself to get it cut shorter than usual to "try something different"

barber cuts it even shorter than what i had in mind, making my hair VERY short

i get upset deep down

show my friends and family hoping they would say it looks shit too

they all love it

get even MORE hurt that people think it looks nice

rinse and repeat for i don't even remember how many goddamn years