As a reminder, be sure to properly give content warnings and put sensitive subjects behind proper spoiler tags. It's for the mental health of not just your comrades, but yourself as well.
Here is a screenshot of where to find the spoiler button.
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I complained about not wanting to go in to work for a bit, called in sick now I AM sick.
Oh, damn, I told you to call out, too.
Maybe I really will manifest a trans Twink into your life
