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I feel groggy and moody and gay. I demand compensation from the state for these crimes.
Hey one out of three ain't bad.
Dogs barking is actually so terrible for me I get so overstimulated
He's a cat and he meows annoyingly =} but also yea...
I dunno though, I gotta get groceries and shit and I wanna eep instead........
Cats are not shitty dogs
Definitely have this one ass backwards, sorry ash. I haven't had a cat for a long time so I don't remember them meowing annoyingly :)
But if you go get groceries you could get some kind of treat
Cats are dogs, ours is a shitty wee dog =) I'm just goofin around, our cat is also the single most vocal and annoying guy in this hemisphere basically.
TREATS
I have had the wooooorst random cravings recently, like fuckin burger or sausage egg and hashbrown or like Idk, just chips????? Help! I am treatbrained 
I know I know
The treat police will probably be here any minute to haul us off to a reeducation camp with only bread, water, and estrogen but they are nice sometimes 
I fucking love hashbrowns so much, especially the shitty ones from mcdonalds. I could those things all day. I've actually got some bbq chips I think I'm going to have a little later.
BBQ chip
yea I might buy some treats tbh...
Sorry
I didn't realize McDonalds was on the list of bad corporations. The list gets bigger every time I look. Yea honestly, I expect their half of the "bread and circuses for no riots" bargain to be held up better.
Do it, you'll feel more motivated to actually leave the house.
Safe assumption any murican corp is zionism
Also I would simply enjoy bread n circuses and then riot anyway, lol
Yeah I'm gonna buy sweets probably, somethin really fuckin stinky.....................
He wails repeatedly over and over from downstairs, loud enough to wake you up
Thurston but a cowcat. What a dipshit!
The gif on repeat is our doge
"MMMRRRAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWW" ×100
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Its more like a drawn out wail he does but also on repeat lol
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOG
tryna eep...
MEOW
The state will pay for ruining your eepin.
Lfg