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  • BountifulEggnog [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    Cats are not shitty dogs owl-pissed Definitely have this one ass backwards, sorry ash. I haven't had a cat for a long time so I don't remember them meowing annoyingly :)

    But if you go get groceries you could get some kind of treat comrade-raccoon

    • ashinadash [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      Cats are dogs, ours is a shitty wee dog =) I'm just goofin around, our cat is also the single most vocal and annoying guy in this hemisphere basically.

      TREATS ooooooooooooooh I have had the wooooorst random cravings recently, like fuckin burger or sausage egg and hashbrown or like Idk, just chips????? Help! I am treatbrained oooaaaaaaauhhh

      • BountifulEggnog [she/her]
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        4 months ago

        I know I know oooaaaaaaauhhh The treat police will probably be here any minute to haul us off to a reeducation camp with only bread, water, and estrogen but they are nice sometimes lea-smile I fucking love hashbrowns so much, especially the shitty ones from mcdonalds. I could those things all day. I've actually got some bbq chips I think I'm going to have a little later.

        • ashinadash [she/her]
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          4 months ago

          peppino-angry HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME THINK OF MCZIONISMS HASBROWN, I WILL PINE FOR BUT NEVER PATRONISE MCZIONISMS ugh they're probably like $8 now, death and infamy to the damnable capitalist state for taking our treats away. I need that bread/water/estrogen life...

          BBQ chip panting yea I might buy some treats tbh...

          • BountifulEggnog [she/her]
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            4 months ago

            Sorry lea-sad I didn't realize McDonalds was on the list of bad corporations. The list gets bigger every time I look. Yea honestly, I expect their half of the "bread and circuses for no riots" bargain to be held up better.

            Do it, you'll feel more motivated to actually leave the house.

            • ashinadash [she/her]
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              4 months ago

              Safe assumption any murican corp is zionism soviet-playful Also I would simply enjoy bread n circuses and then riot anyway, lol

              Yeah I'm gonna buy sweets probably, somethin really fuckin stinky.....................