Customer: "WHY CAN"T I GET 'MURICAN CHEESE SLICED OFF OF A GIANT BLOCK!!!"
Me working at a grocery store: "Sir, American cheese is just oil, dairy whey powder, yellow food coloring and salt chilled into a gelatinous goop that's pressed into plastic sheeting. If you want American cheese from its more natural form I'll grab you a can of aerosol spray cheese on aisle 6."
We actually had big blocks of American cheese you could get sliced. But it was such a massive pain. If you didn't put paper between the slices, they'd just re-congeal...yum
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Nah most of these are way too exotic for the whitest of white people. Plenty of them get scared by anything that's not mild Cheddar or Colby Jack.
Source: used to work in a deli
maybe in America
Brits love cheese of many kinds
cracker frenchies too like duh
just cuz american palate is inherently childish and underdeveloped you can't lump in the entire cheese enjoying anglosphere in with them
Our palates are not underdeveloped, we just understand the joys of life.
And the joysnof life consist of deep fried carbs and dying early, fuck your steak with cheese.
Unless you’re from the sout e*ros just eat undercooked meat with like zero seasoning as if your citizenship depends on it
We have a Korean hot dog place and it made me feel like Korea out-American'd us.
Wensleydale cheese on Christmas fruitcake is a Christmas tradition it is.
Honestly I prefer stilton
Wensleydale gromit?!!?
Customer: "WHY CAN"T I GET 'MURICAN CHEESE SLICED OFF OF A GIANT BLOCK!!!"
Me working at a grocery store: "Sir, American cheese is just oil, dairy whey powder, yellow food coloring and salt chilled into a gelatinous goop that's pressed into plastic sheeting. If you want American cheese from its more natural form I'll grab you a can of aerosol spray cheese on aisle 6."
We actually had big blocks of American cheese you could get sliced. But it was such a massive pain. If you didn't put paper between the slices, they'd just re-congeal...yum
yeah lol its a thing. or "government cheese" comes in 2-4 lb bricks too iirc