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minus-squarekristina [she/her]Mhexbear52·1 year agomaybe she is just into having those german barmaid vibes link
minus-squareCatfish [she/her]@lemmygrad.mlhexbear62·1 year agoMildred is the name of a grandma that smells like ham. linkfedilink
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eehexbear38·1 year agoYou leave Hammaw Mildred alone. She's a wonderful woman, she just never got the smell out of her skin after the great Porksplosion of '62. And remember to give her a honey glaze bath. She can't do it herself anymore. linkfedilink
minus-squarePM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]hexbear35·1 year agoThat's definitely not the vibes I get from Mildred link
minus-squarePM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]hexbear39·1 year agoFor a German barmaid? Gerta or Brunhilde maybe For Mildred? Someone who dies alone and gets found weeks later after their cats have eaten their face link
minus-squareGriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them]hexbear19·1 year agoBrunhilde says valkyrie to me but Gerta definitely works. Mildred I think mousy librarian of indeterminate age with coke bottle glasses and clothes a couple generations out of fashion. Definitely a cat person though link
maybe she is just into having those german barmaid vibes
Mildred is the name of a grandma that smells like ham.
You leave Hammaw Mildred alone. She's a wonderful woman, she just never got the smell out of her skin after the great Porksplosion of '62.
And remember to give her a honey glaze bath. She can't do it herself anymore.
That's definitely not the vibes I get from Mildred
What then 🤔
For a German barmaid? Gerta or Brunhilde maybe
For Mildred? Someone who dies alone and gets found weeks later after their cats have eaten their face
Brunhilde says valkyrie to me but Gerta definitely works. Mildred I think mousy librarian of indeterminate age with coke bottle glasses and clothes a couple generations out of fashion. Definitely a cat person though