You've been punching criminals for decades now it's clearly not solving the problem.

You suck at stopping crime, Batman.

  • threshold [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    it's leftist hack to say, but if Batman redistributed his wealth into the community, villains like the Penguin and Falcones wouldn't have a quarter of their control, and if Batman made public healthcare possible, perhaps even the more maniacal villains like Joker and Riddler wouldn't exist.

    • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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      4 years ago

      Why is the riddler even a villain and not just like the worlds greatest creator of puzzles, crosswords and riddles?

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        He wanted to become a game designer, but a lack of ethics in game journalism made him cynical and bitter and drove him to a life of crime (radical feminist SJWs destroyed his lifelyhood just for making a puzzle-based lolicon dating simulator).

        • BezosDied [any]
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          4 years ago

          Hi, I’m with DC Films. Do you mind if I private message you with a business proposal?

      • threshold [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        riddle me this Batman, what percentage of the planet is water? Be careful Batman, it's not as simple as you'd think....

      • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        We forget but batman is elon musk. He is known to be the smartest man alive in his world. The greatest detective. So apart from being handsome, rich and strong he is modest about that.

        Riddler is usually just also elon musk but he wants to beat batman to prove he is smarter.