I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.
I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.
Was delivering an order of 50 unsauced wings to an apartment, assumed it was a party or something and maybe they had their own sauce because that's a lot of unsauced wings.
When I get there it takes the person about a minute to get to the door. She opens it and I can't see much because all the lights are off, it was a kinda goth dressed girl in her early/mid 20s just by herself. I incredulously ask if she's the one who ordered the wings and joke about a party. She just kinda ignores it and takes the wings and gives me a $5 tip. At this moment I see a cat dart out the door past me and turn to catch it before realizing what was going on.
She had what seemed to be at least 50 cats. Just milling about in the livingroom of her 700sqft apartment. She didn't even notice the one that sprinted out at me. Frozen in terror I watched as she opens the box of wings and flings them into the center of the pitch black living room followed by a sound best describes as thousands of souls screaming out in pain. She just shut the door before I could say anything and I went home early that night shook as hell.
It looked kinda like this, but you could only see their glowing eyes and hear their screams
This story reminds me of when 4chan greentexts were good
I was resisting writing it in green text so hard lol, I barely even used 4chan, it's just one of those stories that works so well with that format
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For real, that cat was just screaming "FREEDOM" as it sprinted into the complex. I understood why there were so many fucking feral cats there after that lol
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I honestly think that's why I liked the sub so much, it had the same fuckoff energy except everybody was Cool And Good
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Sorry to disappoint, but that top was just one of our agents in Groucho Marx glasses. You're under arrest again
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I meant that's what hooked me in the first place, not that it got worse or something
a better leftypol
Oh shit I think you win.
Yeah, this was like 5 years ago and I'm still haunted by it...that complex had a crazy amount of feral cats and that encounter solved the mystery as to why lol. I thought I imagined it, but a few weeks later one of my co-workers got the same order and we put her down in the system as "goth mother, lord of cats"
I'm a big fan of both goth girls and cats but just thinking about that made my skin crawl.
Yeah, she/the apartment has a definite smell....
I remember thinking she was actually really attractive and was imagining her bringing some unsuspecting person home to a hoarde of feral cats and chicken bones.
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Im in America, so "doing anything about it" would mean the cops get involved and probably shoot the woman and incinerate the cats. It was low income housing so they wouldn't have hesitated.
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vinny ;_;
Cats can have a little wing, as a treat.
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