I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.

:wat: .

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Was delivering an order of 50 unsauced wings to an apartment, assumed it was a party or something and maybe they had their own sauce because that's a lot of unsauced wings.

    When I get there it takes the person about a minute to get to the door. She opens it and I can't see much because all the lights are off, it was a kinda goth dressed girl in her early/mid 20s just by herself. I incredulously ask if she's the one who ordered the wings and joke about a party. She just kinda ignores it and takes the wings and gives me a $5 tip. At this moment I see a cat dart out the door past me and turn to catch it before realizing what was going on.

    She had what seemed to be at least 50 cats. Just milling about in the livingroom of her 700sqft apartment. She didn't even notice the one that sprinted out at me. Frozen in terror I watched as she opens the box of wings and flings them into the center of the pitch black living room followed by a sound best describes as thousands of souls screaming out in pain. She just shut the door before I could say anything and I went home early that night shook as hell.

    It looked kinda like this, but you could only see their glowing eyes and hear their screams

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Yeah, this was like 5 years ago and I'm still haunted by it...that complex had a crazy amount of feral cats and that encounter solved the mystery as to why lol. I thought I imagined it, but a few weeks later one of my co-workers got the same order and we put her down in the system as "goth mother, lord of cats"

        • bewts [he/him,comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          I'm a big fan of both goth girls and cats but just thinking about that made my skin crawl.

          • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            Yeah, she/the apartment has a definite smell....

            I remember thinking she was actually really attractive and was imagining her bringing some unsuspecting person home to a hoarde of feral cats and chicken bones.

          • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            Im in America, so "doing anything about it" would mean the cops get involved and probably shoot the woman and incinerate the cats. It was low income housing so they wouldn't have hesitated.

    • Claus [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Cats can have a little wing, as a treat.

      :meow-bernie: