I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.

:wat: .

  • DasKarlBarx [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Worked at a high end gym chain. There was a member who over the course of about 2 months shit in different places (that weren't the bathroom) at least 5 times.

    A few times in the trash can in a room that was used for assessments, a few times on the balcony. Finally, one person walked in on her while she was squatted over the trashcan again.

    A few of us had a betting pool about who it was. (I was right :quokka-smile:)

    • discontinuuity [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Wasn't there some jogger a couple years ago who kept shitting in someone's front yard? I wonder if it was the same person

      • BezosDied [any]
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        4 years ago

        There is a large, Stygian network of phantom shitters.

    • disco [any]
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      4 years ago

      Gotta be a fetish thing. There’s an obviously wealthy woman on pornhub who’s thing is pissing all over upscale hotel rooms, shit is beyond debauched.

      • DasKarlBarx [he/him,comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        It was always being found first thing in the morning, so I knew it was someone coming later at night before the gym closed.

        There was this woman who only used cardio machines near-ish where the poop was found. She always seemed to be geeked on adderall which can make you have to go very suddenly so that was my guess. Lol