I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.
I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.
Worked at a high end gym chain. There was a member who over the course of about 2 months shit in different places (that weren't the bathroom) at least 5 times.
A few times in the trash can in a room that was used for assessments, a few times on the balcony. Finally, one person walked in on her while she was squatted over the trashcan again.
A few of us had a betting pool about who it was. (I was right :quokka-smile:)
Wasn't there some jogger a couple years ago who kept shitting in someone's front yard? I wonder if it was the same person
There is a large, Stygian network of phantom shitters.
Gotta be a fetish thing. There’s an obviously wealthy woman on pornhub who’s thing is pissing all over upscale hotel rooms, shit is beyond debauched.
...the aristocrats!
So it's this bit. There's this chick at an upscale gym she starts to shit randomly all over the gym.
Dear lord, that sounds awful! Someone should report this woman! Do you have any links to any video evidence I could provide to the authorities?
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I've got you bro
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If they had hydrated properly, it would have gone unnoticed.
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how did you forsee the culprit
Dialectical Materialism
It was always being found first thing in the morning, so I knew it was someone coming later at night before the gym closed.
There was this woman who only used cardio machines near-ish where the poop was found. She always seemed to be geeked on adderall which can make you have to go very suddenly so that was my guess. Lol