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You know there’s a decent chance we all end up dead and the world on fire.
But at least in my last moments I can take solace that some FBI schmuck was forced to decipher shit posting for his superiors.
I see that and raise you DHS actually spending millions surveying Portland anarchists just to quote “only amass a giant file of who’s canceling whom on Twitter”
I'll be proud to spend my last few moments posting dumb shit with everyone here 💜
It was obvious, but I still wonder how long it took them to get past that very minor veil.
I'm going to commit nasty crimes in Tekkit Classic for Minecraft 1.7.2
"heyyy uhh mr kissinger, we need u to deconstruct that wall over there... What? No theres definitely nothing behind it!"
Like I'm allowed to say
I killed American officials and detonated nukes all over Europe to win the war for the USSR in Call of Duty
(that's the plot, you're allowed to describe video games AFAIK)
but not
I really hope Henry Kissinger doesn't wake up tomorrow in Minecraft
Seems like enough of a reason to reshare this WKUK clip: https://youtu.be/qhWCk2f2alI
oh god oh fuck now they know i'm planning on firing elon musk out of a cannon into the sun
fuck I keep hitting the walls, little lego blocks and bits of candy flying everywhere, FUCK
