I've said it before and I'll say it again but these are the drivers that are calling you a tankie online. The people driving literal fucking tanks
Actually, I think the people that drive these tend to be too-far right to even know what a tankie is. The people calling you tankie probably drive, like, Priuses.
The people driving these cars are more likely to call you an f-slur.
Work as a mechanic and these guys are always the type to have right-wing bumper stickers and make their politics known to everyone.
The one thing that I learned as a meth addict several years ago was that the likelihood of there being a gun in the vehicle and the vehicle being unlocked goes up rapidly and exponentially with every right wing sticker.
Those stickers literally make them targets for car prowlers.
On the other hand, it's good to know where to get what we in the business call "an offensive handgun" if you need one in a hurry.
Soon the smallest car you'll be able to get will be a whole full size RV
It's worse because I doubt you would be able to live somewhat comfortably in one of these, while taking up the space of an actual RV. I just can't wrap my head around this type of car.
They took the worst aspects of an 18 wheeler and a pickup truck and combined them at the expense of literally every single benefit.
I mean fuck you could have a basically pre built truck camper on that platform that would somehow look better and have better aerodynamics.
truck dudes are like "im a badass but also I need room for my 3 kids but god forbid i drive something that doesnt have a truckbed so i can larp as someone who uses a truckbed."
Reminds me of some old robot chicken sketch where some stupidly rich kid is showing off his stuff. He gets to his solid gold truck and says it gets "13 feet per tank of gas".
I'm grinning ear to ear thinking what a round of armor piercing incendiary 20mm would do to those exposed gas tanks.
...Park that BIG MAC TRUCK. Right in this little garage...
Remember folks, always pack some dry lentils for when you randomly encounter a SUV. Or, you know, whatever that monstrosity is.
We should stop giving a shit about it and just say their models are "compensator"
Unironically that's exactly what these big trucks are for in many cases
There is a semi truck manufacturer called MAN so clearly this will be the real choice of alpha males
god what an awful truck.
I remember many years ago my mom had a black Toyota, it was half as tall as this thing and had more usable bed space.
