This'd be called a fucking terrorist attack if it wasn't white people shit
80lbs of explosives detonated for islamic ritual, neighbors may never feel safe in their homes again
how tf do u buy 80 pounds of explosives in one go and not end up on some list? i literally cannot think of anything else but white lol, really
I think this is the point. The concept of a gender reveal party is absurd. The amount of effort that people are doing to announce how they perceive their child's gender demonstrates the absurdity of importance they place on gender norms.
It would be so cool if this turned out to be a thing. Like if it ends up in the history books that a lot of the modern hellscape was demolished by bored people going insane from late capitalism.
This makes sense tho, "triggering the libs" basically works this way. We can meme conservatives into killing themselves with explosives
Half of continental us obliterated after nuclear bomb gender reveal goes wrong
Gender reveal party gone wrong sets off Yellowstone supervolcano, obliterating Wyoming and covering the entire Western US in pink ash while wreaking havoc on the global climate. When reached for comment, the parents said they are excited to welcome the newest member of their family, a baby girl named Oaklynn
Satan holds a gender reveal party for the Antichrist, opening the seventh seal and heralding the apocalypse
I had to read some book by a garbage right-libertarian crank for school and he was from New Hampshire and constantly talked about the values he learned from his dad and state about self-reliance and boot straps and what not and that's why we need to base our society on brutal cruelty to the poor and it was very clearly just thinly veiled racism and toxic masculinity bleeding into his political economy.
It took a lot, but I was willing to give NH the benefit of the doubt and assume that schmuck was not reflective of an entire state. Rethinking that generosity in light of this.
I put a gender reveal IED in a goat carcass and left it next to the road. If a convoy drives past, they'll get a face full of it's a girl.
Telling you we're coming up on a semtex gender reveal party real quick.
lmao
also this fuckin sentence:
figuring it would be the safest and quietest place to reveal the genitals of their newest progeny
"media go 1 article without thinking gender is biological challenge"
isn't that media pointing out that you don't know your child's gender, all you have is an ultrasound picture of their bits
hosting a thermite gender reveal party on the head of a statue of winston churchill
If there were ever an appropriate time to use the term "bourgeois decadence" it's for shit like this.
these titles get more computer generated by the day. just insanity lmao
