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And they say leftist memes have too much text

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    A US veteran died trying to kill my grandpa during the Korean War.

    My grandpa lived until his 80s so RIP bozo US veteran.

  • star_wraith [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    The other died for your freedom

    Not one single member of the US military has died while “defending freedom” for Americans in nearly 80 years. Many thousands in the meantime have died trying to take away the freedom of others, though

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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      7 months ago

      Many thousands in the meantime have died trying to take away the freedom of others, though

      Thankfully for many in very horrific ways; just look up the fate of tunnel rats during the Vietnam war (God I wish there was a video game about murking invading troops in Vietnam in these tunnels, something like dungeon keeper but here you're the good guys)

  • tripartitegraph [comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    I got my sister the first one, with the guy kneeling, except it says “I took a DNA test… and God is my father”

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    That last one about the gf sounds pretty insulting to her. She's "crazy" and "can't control her mouth" but you'll murder someone and hide their body if they insult her instead of you.

    I would probably assume anyone wearing that shirt is the abuser in their relationship.

    • odmroz [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      When you despise your girl but also defend her just enough that it fucks up your other relationships. Favorite heterosexual dynamic.

  • BennyHill500
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    7 months ago

    That's dark souls art which is funny because in that game the gods lie to you so you put yourself into the meat grinder (first flame) to keep the gods (bourgeoisie) in power and delay the age of Men (proletariat)

    • alunyanneгs 🏳️‍⚧️♀️@lemmygrad.ml
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      7 months ago

      in that game the gods lie to you so you put yourself into the meat grinder (first flame) to keep the gods (bourgeoisie) in power and delay the age of Men (proletariat)

      huh... y'know, i always let the flame die in all 3 souls games i've played... and this was before i was even marxist lol

      one question though, isn't "The Abyss" also what happens when you let the age of Men to usher in? since i thought Men are made of dark

      • BennyHill500
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        7 months ago

        Dark souls lore is vague, but both Manus and the Four Kings who caused the two abysses have lord souls so neither are really "Men" in the dark souls meaning of the word.

    • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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      7 months ago
      spoiler for Dark Souls 3

      Ironically, it kinda looks like Anri of Astora in the usurpation of fire ending.

      • BennyHill500
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        7 months ago

        Because it's the same armor and sword in both games

        • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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          7 months ago
          spoiler

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          Yeah, that's just the elite knight set, it's in every Dark Souls.

          I meant the pose.

      • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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        7 months ago

        It's hilarious how romanticized people who were basically just vicious thugs (hellbent on murdering native American civilians for bounties) are, people who if they were alive today would (hopefully) repulse the people wearing shirts like this.

  • odmroz [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Aggressive Jesus shirt + the sluttiest ripped jeans ever created is a great look

    • odmroz [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      Sir did you fall from your skateboard onto your upper thighs sir

  • MerryChristmas [any]
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    7 months ago

    If you ever get stuck talking to one of these t-shirt guys, just ask him "which animal would win in a fight" and then try to slip into dissociation until he tuckers himself out. You don't even have to name the animals, he's already got the matchup in mind.

  • 7bicycles [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Surely both Jesus and the casketed-veteran haven't just offered to die for me, they actually went and did it, but also: you don't know how many more people have offered it to me, I'm charismatic. I mean two? What am I, a shut-in?