• Wheaties [she/her]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Once, the antics of the failson were a private affair, spoken of only with trusted relatives in hushed hallways. Now the foolhardy children of nobles cannot be hidden, much to their own delight and their parents' chagrin. Let it be known, the failson's time is upon us!

      • sam5673 [none/use name]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Not true traditionally failsons were exiled to Canada or made senior figures in the military or priesthood

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]M
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    edit-2
    4 years ago

    STOP

    POSTING

    CHUD

    TWITTER

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

    Are we going to be posting Quillet and Daily Caller next? Holy shit. At least find a better source and not one that advocates race war.

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      Ah sorry it was supposed to be in the dunk tank

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]M
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        edit-2
        4 years ago

        At least put a disclaimer that is a Nazi tweet lol

        Also there are no better sources for this than DailyHeil. I'm taking it with a grain of salt until I get a real source.

          • invalidusernamelol [he/him]M
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            edit-2
            4 years ago

            Yeah, I'm interested in seeing the leak itself. Was it WikiLeaks? Or just an anonymous hacker that sent it in.

            If it's the latter, random memes and text conversations are easy to fake. There'd need to be like some photos that aren't anywhere online or other clearly identifying material for it to be verifiable.

          • invalidusernamelol [he/him]M
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            edit-2
            4 years ago

            Good to know, I'm sure this'll be another banger of a leak lol. Just don't like when the first stories are always right wing rags that are about as trustworthy as a sheet of 1 ply after a night of heavy drinking. If NYT is reporting on something they have absolutely no incentive to report on, it's usually a good sign that it's legitimate and there's something there.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Are we going to be posting Quillet and Daily Caller next?

      If I want to listen to Quillet, I will tune into the Trash Future Podcast or the Chapo podcast or literally any other podcast currently doing a Quillet reading series, as god intended. But I refuse to read it on a website, like a fucking savage.

    • Grownbravy [they/them]
      ·
      4 years ago

      I’ve dated people older than him.

      Not really the dig at his credentials i thought i was going to be

  • StellarTabi [none/use name]
    ·
    4 years ago

    idk why but all these really unimportant headlines about HB really come across to me as a thinly veiled and bitter virgin far right vs chad hunter

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      Because that's exactly what this is. They would love for their idol to have a son with a fat cock who smokes crack and says the nword like 12yo, but they had pathetic failsons even for failsons standards.

      • sam5673 [none/use name]
        ·
        4 years ago

        I don't think smocking crack and being racist really count as being a success. If they do I come from one of the most successful families in America

        • RNAi [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          4 years ago

          No, but that's what young alt-righters would like to do if they were Hunter

          • sputnik1 [comrade/them]
            ·
            4 years ago

            Some of the left-right cultural signifiers are swapping. The dead woman from Jan 6 and the “jew-space-laser” 3-name congresslady were/are in thrupples.

            And the liberal Dem congresswoman resigned because of the photo of her and her husband and their girlfriend with a bong. Embrace it, lol.

            • RNAi [he/him]
              hexagon
              ·
              4 years ago

              Dem congresswoman resigned because of the photo of her and her husband and their girlfriend with a bong

              God how I hated that, roll with it goddamit don't be such a loser!

        • Sen_Jen [they/them]
          ·
          4 years ago

          Its successful for a failson. Trump's failson is just a loser, Biden's failson is a freak who gets away with it

        • StellarTabi [none/use name]
          ·
          4 years ago

          Robert Hunter Biden (born February 4, 1970) is an American lawyer who is the second son of U.S. President Joe Biden and his first wife, Neilia Hunter Biden. Biden is also a hedge fund, venture capital, and private-equity fund investor who formerly worked as a lobbyist, banker, public administration official, and registered lobbyist-firm attorney.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_Biden

          he had a few part time gigs

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Tucker Carlson wakes up every day, heartbroken to discover he is trapped in his own body while Hunter's out there dicking down his dead brother's hot wife.

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Lol did u see when :live-tucker-reaction: did his segment on the leaked photos with hunter and two women? It was essentially revenge porn as well, even if they censored it. And then like they got all mad trying to shame him for having intercourse with people. Huge puritan virgin far right shit. I have to imagine a chunk of people were like, "uhhh actually that's kinda badass dude"

      I'll never forget that giant Pokémon stuffed animal in that room either lol

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    How much money do I owe you

    cause n___a you better not be charging me Hennessy rates

    Lawyer: That made me snarf my coffee

    Yeah I'm done for today:joker-shopping:

    Let it be known Hunter Biden made me log off

  • comi [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Dailymail sus, but on the other hand this is hilarious

  • jabrd [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    The chapos were right, 2020 really was a dudes rock election cycle

    • jabrd [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      We’re living in a cumtown bit and it owns

  • Koa_lala [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    He sounds like a fifteen-year-old that desperately wants to be found cool.

    • Wheaties [she/her]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Men have little social pressure for emotional development - even less so when wealth and status enter the picture.

  • Parzivus [any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    How much money do I owe you
    cause n___a you better not be charging me Hennessy rates

    fucking LMAO