:elmofire: the american way
I only noticed because l was scrambling for something to use to tag myself.
Kelly and is the artist we need in these trying times.
Kelly, sir, it is my patriotic duty to burn down the entire west coast.
Whhhaattt these things? No why of course they aren't fireworks. They are ain't ignition based sparkling party enhancers
In my town only certain charities are allowed to sell fireworks, and they are restricted to lame stuff that just burns pretty colors for a few seconds on the ground. No firecrackers, or anything you would classically consider fireworks. The closest thing to a real charity and not some church or police thing selling is the Boy Scouts.
Virtually everyone just drives out of town to buy stuff elsewhere, or buys stuff illegally. A lot of people do both. Most people plan to leave town for the 4th of July because the pigs are gonna be out arresting people who use fireworks this year.
If you can get one of these they work really well for how much water they consume
Not really tbh. I think there are similar ones by other companies but that is the name brand. Buy the contractor grade version from whatever manufacturer's website if you can, they're usually more expensive but the lowes/home depot versions are built way worse.
