I'd like to see ol' :cia: wriggle its way out of THIS jam!
wait whats this?
its its...
:guaido: by god its guaido with a steel chair!
Really putting that "900 failed assassination attempts against Castro" in perspective when you see them go to bat for this loser for years.
Those sneaky Venezuelans/Cubans/Iranians are playing the long con by falsifying opinion polls in advance to justify fraudulent election results!
Hoping that American intervention results in an even wider gap.
:whywhywhywhywhy: I spoke with Mr. Bolsonaro personally last night, and he has assured me that he will maintain a stable government while we learn more about these election results and whether or not they legitimately reflect the will of the Brazilian people. Once god willing that is known, then America stands by to ensure that free and fair elections and democraticacy prevails. God bless our troops
This whole thing is terrifying, because Latin America has been a shit show for Neoliberals for years and you know they're getting desperate.
